Mom’s Little Secret by Pat Godwin


I’m in Miami, so here’s “Nobody Speaks English, Anymore” by moi.


In honor of the 1st day of Hanukkah… free download of A Goyisha Hanukkah! 


20 Questions from Nuwave Magazine

N: What is your favorite comedy song of all time?
P: “Honey” by Bobby Goldsboro

N: Who do you admire most?
P: The father, son and holy ghost

N: Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
P: The last supper on my daddy parts

N: Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
P: I just lost an arm and a leg

N: Favorite place to eat?
P: On the couch

N: What’s your favorite TV show?
P: Intervention

N: Most embarrassing moment?
P: This interview

N: If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
P: The closest one

N: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P: To answer this question

N: What was your last thought?
P: The answer to the last question

N: Favorite fruit?
P: Elton John

N: Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
P: A bad laugh that turns in to a bad cough

N: Are you a cat or a dog person?
P: Most folks think I’m a dog

N: Do you shower every single day?
P: 3 times a day… I can get very dirty

N: Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
P: Don’t you mean walking past another beggar?

N: What is your favorite food?
P: Corn

N: Do you read Harry Potter books?
P: Do you? I’m sorry that was a little defensive… yes

N: What is your favorite place?
P: No-no

N: Have you had a beer in the last week?
P: Does my probation officer read this?

N: What do you do on Fridays?
P: Make drunks laugh

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Christmas Tree… from the original Reindeer Games. Husband and wife struggle with the family Christmas tree.


Here’s Fruits des Mer, that I submitted to the International Songwriting Competition (@intlsongcomp)… Bon Appetit!


Here’s a free download of What Is That Thing? (The Aaron Neville Song), played on the Howard Stern Show.


Drink Myself To Sleep, Shit Myself Awake

Instant song inspired by this Patton Oswalt tweet.

@PattonOswalt “Drink Myself To Sleep, Shit Myself Awake” — you’re welcome, country music songwriters. Have at it.

I’ve had at it…

Drink Myself To Sleep, Shit Myself Awake

Trying to numb the pain of another bad heartbreak

How many of these mornings, can I fucking take?

My stomach’s all in knots, I have the worst headache

‘Cause I drink myself to sleep, shit myself awake

I haven’t had a solid sit down, since she broke my heart

The alcohol and late night food rips my guts apart

I was dreaming of a better time, kissing by the lake

But now I drink myself to sleep, shit myself awake

This airport hotel has seen a lot these many years

Why’d I have Taco Bell after 27 beers

I’ll apologize to the maid, ‘cause that ain’t chocolate cake

Drink myself to sleep, shit myself awake



I'm the guy who's song you heard on that radio show... I talk and write, also.


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